i mean honestly, why does that motherfucker have to put big eyed aliens and a fucking flying saucer in every bit of film he touches. it's fucked up and i'm tired of it.
that's not what Indiana Jones is about. like at all. like not even a little.
that said if you can forget that you're watching an Indy movie you can enjoy it because there's a lot of sweet/totally ridiculous shit in it. also a lot of easy mediocre predictable shit, but hey. Spielberg and Lucas are old men, we need to give them some space to fuck up.
some of the sweet shit in the movie includes, but is not limited to, an awesome brawl between leather clad bikers and football jocks in a bar, communists caught on fire, pierced natives, killer red ants, and non-deadly nuclear explosions.
to sum up, here's how you can enjoy Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: fucking zone out. forget you're watching the butchering of a childhood hero and relax. it's entertainment.
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